I grew up in relative poverty (in the 90s) and I am always amazed by the amount of gifts kids got. Being easily forgotten wouldn’t be fair. It was a sweet idea, no doubt, a little boy doll with freckles, blue eyes, and various skin tones and hair colors. The original line included. Discover (and save!) Blade comes complete with a backup knife and a blood-spattered “battle-damaged coat” in the action figure variant. or "tell me a joke!". The creatures had human faces but strange, colorful bodies and huge ears, and my small young brain couldn't wrap its mind about why there was a baby's face on the Sun and why it giggled in such a creepy way. In 1987, Boglins were born. OH MY GOD FURBIES WHY. Teletubbies was that children's TV show that I just couldn't watch, even as a kid. The 90s were crazy as they were, but making a toy where kids could play dentist to a creepy head, pulling teeth and filling cavities? 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While this electronic robot toy wasn’t a specific species, 1.8 million of them were sold in 1998 alone, jumping to 14 million sales in 1999. If that isn't a creepy toy, I don't know what is. Listen, after watching "Child's Play" this weekend, it was hard to even look at My Buddy Doll the same way. Creepiness is a pretty vague concept. Now that Furbies are making a comeback and still being sold all over the world, it's time to tell you that I still have one sitting on top of my dresser and I absolutely despise those blank, lifeless eyes that seemed to blink whenever I look away. 2. If the children picked the wrong "gooey," Louie's brain popped right out of his head. Real Monsters plush toys that both fizzled out in 1997 after only 12 figures were released. Whoever thought that it was a great idea to make Teletubbies toys was probably not in their right frame of mind (which I can forgive if they had been forced to watch Teletubbies in the first place). Pogs. Originally created in 1964 and marketed as a companion to the Easy Bake Oven, the Creepy Crawlers Super Oven was a small plastic oven that allowed you to create rubbery bugs and toys from a liquid called Plastigoop. , which at the time sold for under $30, but can now be found online for $200 in mint condition. Discover (and save!) Let’s take a look at this creepy collection of toys where the toy designers have just completely run out of ideas altogether. By Layne G. Sep 30, 2018. And don't let me forget to mention kids handling a sizzling hot plate— that surely doesn't look like a hazard. Year 'round Halloween & horror, along with so much more! Just imagine, years later, having forgotten the batteries inside, and turning it on again, only to listen to a demonic version of the teddy bears voice singing a lullaby to you. From the demonic creatures affectionately known as Furbies to the irrationally terrifying board game that is "Don't Wake Daddy!," the popular toys of the '90s were their own particular brand of creepy. Death was something this child had to share.” Sadie has since been laid to rest, but you can still get mint-condition dolls on eBay if you’re feeling spooky. Facebook Share on twitter. These are the toys that kids who grew up in the 1990s played with — but that have now either lost popularity or been discontinued completely. The talking creature began speaking in “Furbish” but would soon learn your voice and be able to hold a small conversation with the user. No matter what you tell me, My Size Barbie was never a good idea in the first place. Buy me a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/timsalmons# Still creepy, Furbies can be bought wherever Hasbro sells toys. How could we not realize just how nightmare-ish these toys were? Horror artist have made quite a splash recently with their bloodthirsty teddy bears and zombie baby dolls. These '90s toys were on the top of your wish list — but they were actually pretty darn creepy. Ruxpin was creepier than most, reading children bedtime stories or singing them lullabies as they stared lifelessly at them. Despite planting his roots firmly in the country community, Orville Peck dances on the edge of the alternative world with his groundbreaking sound and aesthetic. The premise of this toy? It can't get any creepier than that! That unwavering creepy smile never left the doll's face though. The Plastigoop was poured into metal molds and heated in the oven until the bugs or creatures (in this case, special edition Power Rangers) were done cooking. This charming doll came out in late 80s/early 90s, and it's a freak show on its own. With huge teeth, scary eyes, and shackles on its hands, it's mind-boggling why children ever thought this was a toy they would have a good time with. They went out of production for years. Each doll came with a death certificate, chipboard poem and accessories in a coffin-shaped box. I don't even know what these are but I feel a wave of unease just looking at them. Découvrez vos propres épingles sur Pinterest et enregistrez-les. Creepy Crawlers Bug Maker. But, considering the 90s were as weird a time as they were, it was only natural that plain old baby dolls weren't doing it for kids anymore. In 2012, Furbies were modified further to interact with your phone. Check out this list for some Halloween ideas, goth decor and a stroll down memory lane. If that’s not terrifying enough, Furbies would also randomly “wake up” in the middle of the night and begin talking out of the blue. We have a Kids Russian Roulette gun, a selection of pregnant dolls and dolls that you can shave. 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